Monthly Movie Roundup

Dead Man's Shoes
Genre: Drama/Crime (2004)
Director: Shane Meadows
Starring: Paddy Considine, Gary Stretch, Toby Kebbell
Rating:
Comment: Very cool movie about an ex soldier that returns home and takes revenge on the gang that used to pick on his retarded brother. A lot better than what this simplistic plot may suggest.

Ghost Town
Genre: Comedy/Romance/Fantasy (2008)
Director: David Koepp
Starring: Ricky Gervais, Greg Kinnear, Téa Leoni
Rating:
Comment: A fresh new approach to the “I can see dead people”-concept. The whole thing kinda stands and falls with Gervais, the other actors don’t really add all that much to the movie. Funny, but not great.

Murderball
Genre: Documentary (2005)
Director: Henry Alex Rubin
Starring: Mark Zupan, Joe Soares
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Comment: Guys in wheelchairs playing rugby. Next time you catch yourself pitying a paraplegic just because he can’t walk, think of this.

Punisher: War Zone
Genre: Crime/Action (2008)
Director: Lexi Alexander
Starring: Ray Stevenson, Dominic West, Colin Salmon
Rating:
Comment: Sometimes I am a little masochistic: despite hating the first Punisher movie, I still sat down and saw this. No plot and mediocre acting at best, but the ongoing carnage saved it from a one-star rating :)

Speed Racer
Genre: Action (2008)
Director: Andy Wachowski, Larry Wachowski
Starring: Emile Hirsch, John Goodman, Christina Ricci
Rating:
Comment: I’m a little ashamed to admit that I enjoyed this movie, and thoroughly so. Over two hours of fast-paced, action-infused eye candy. It won’t challenge your intellect, but it sure is a blast to watch.

The Deaths Of Ian Stone
Genre: Thriller/Horror (2007)
Director: Dario Piana
Starring: Mike Vogel, Jaime Murray
Rating:
Comment: I had actually seen this one before but totally forgot about it, which usually isn’t a very good sign. But it’s a really good movie that is tons of fun to watch – monsters getting addicted to feasting on people’s fear? Count me in!

The End Of America
Genre: Documentary (2008)
Director: Ricki Stern
Starring: -
Rating:
Comment: Writer Naomi Wolf draws disturbing parallels between the developments in the US since 9/11 and what has happened in Nazi Germany and Fascist Italy. Some analogies are a little stretched, but it makes you think nonetheless.

Underworld: Rise Of The Lycans
Genre: Action/Fantasy (2009)
Director: Patrick Tatopoulos
Starring: Michael Sheen, Bill Nighy, Rhona Mitra
Rating:
Comment: I’m haven’t been a big fan of the Underworld series, and the latest installment isn’t too impressive either. Fine as a midweek popcorn movie, but that’s about it.

Zack And Miri Make A Porno
Genre: Comedy/Romance (2008)
Director: Kevin Smith
Starring: Elizabeth Banks, Seth Rogen
Rating:
Comment: Very funny, unique and a little edgy. The love story seemed a bit mushy towards the end, but hey. It’s Kevin Smith so you know it’s good.


Just read: The Demon-Haunted World

First off I have to admit that I am a deep admirer of Carl Sagan. I generally try to avoid terms like hero or idol when describing people that influenced me, but to me he is probably as close to a hero as anyone will ever get.
Among other things, he designed the Pioneer plaque, was one of the leading minds behind SETI, created the award-winning globally successful TV series Cosmos and wrote the novel Contact on which the 1997 movie of the same name was based. But he was a man of science, not a mere fiction writer. And science is (despite what the title may suggest) what The Demon-Haunted World is all about.
It’s a book about skeptical thinking, the scientific method and the adversities science is facing in our time. He talks about crop circles, UFOs, faith healers, other pseudosciences and related matters and challenges them with full vigor, but without ever lapsing into polemics. However, this is not just about debunking Atlantis crystals and alien abductions; it deals with matters much more profound. Most of the sociological issues he raises are (sadly enough) still as pressing today as they were when the book was published almost 15 years ago.
I strongly second Richard Dawkins’ assessment that Sagan was “incapable of composing a dull sentence”. If you were to read but one book about science this year, this should be it. Hell, if you were to read just one book in your entire life, this would be one of the best choices you could possibly make.

P.S.: I didn’t even realize until now that “Just read” can be understood as an imperative. While this wasn’t my original intent, in this case you are indeed encouraged to take it that way :)

Told you so

Just as prophesied Slumdog Millionaire scooped the Oscars. Not that it took much of a prophet to predict that. I’d say that winning eight of the ten categories it was nominated in is a pretty good yield:

  • Best Picture
  • Best Directing
  • Best Song
  • Best Score
  • Best Film Editing
  • Best Sound Mixing
  • Best Cinematography
  • Best Adapted Screenplay

If you haven’t seen it yet, go do so now. It’s still worth it even though now it’s totally mainstream and a lot less cool than before.

Double Recommendation: Slumdog Millionaire

Usually my movie recommendations just end up in the Monthly Movie Roundup (alongside my cinematic caveats), but I would like to single out Danny Boyle’s Slumdog Millionaire for two reasons. For one, it is a truly great movie with a fresh cast that tells a fantastic story that inspires a sense of wonder, and I did not want to let this movie go under amidst the other MMR entries.
Secondly – and more importantly – it has an outstanding soundtrack, an amazing blend of traditional Indian music and modern electronic dance elements. The opener O… Saya immediately takes you hostage and sends your mind on a journey through soundscapes so magnificent, yet unfamiliar to our western ears. Other highlights are the incredibly catchy Paper Planes (which you might have come across on the radio), the more traditional sounding Ringa Ringa and most definitely the breathtakingly beautiful Latika’s Theme.
I do not believe that Academy Awards are necessarily a reliable indicator for the quality of a movie, but in this case the ten Oscar nominations (including one for Best Score and two (!) for Best Song) are well deserved and I’d be very surprised not to see Slumdog Millionaire win a good portion of them. Jai Ho!

Miracle, Schmiracle

A couple of days ago a local newspaper featured a story about a case of spontaneous remission. Some guy who was terminally ill recovered inexplicably from his cancer. Though not said explicitly, there was a subtle religious undertone to the article: without the help of God no such miracle cure could have occurred. Many such incidents are known and well documented. They are rare, but not unheard of.
On the surface this does indeed appear to be a valid argument in favor of religion, particularly to the people involved. But when you think about it you will quickly realize thatthis sort of reasoning evokes more questions than it answers. Why couldn’t it have just been a lucky coincidence? Why doesn’t God ever let someone’s limb grow back? Why has no serious study ever shown a correlation between convalescence and being prayed for?
Yesterday then another thought dawned on me. Even if we assumed that spontaneous self-healing was indeed the result of divine intervention we would still end up in hell’s kitchen – no pun intended. Such cases have been recorded all over the world, in Christian, Muslim, Jewish and secular societies, it has happened to devout believers as well as to agnostics and die-hard atheists. Given some God A, this leaves us with the following three possibilities:

  1. There are multiple Gods, each taking care of his own people (and a few heathens)
  2. Followers of A receive miracles, for everyone else it’s just plain luck
  3. A works wonders regardless of the beneficiary’s faith (or lack thereof)

The monotheistic nature of all major religions rule out #1 instantly. Number two is no good either because whatever caused the other healings might just as well account for all of them, so you haven’t explained anything. So we’re left with option three.
But since spontaneous remission are not branded they would naturally be attributed to whatever particular deity that person happens to believe in. But what reason could A possibly have to let another God take credit for what is rightfully his miracle? And more importantly, now you can’t even be sure that your recovery was caused by your own God and not, say, Zeus. Unless you weasel out with the good old “He works in mysterious ways”-card you’re in some serious logical shit.

No matter which way you slice it, you simply can’t turn this into a sound argument for the existence of a personal God.

Retard of the Month

My name is Cam. Web Cam. And these are my webcams:

Not knowing jack shit about grammar: bad.
Not realizing that at least one spelling has to be wrong: worse.
Being too stupid to just look at one of the fucking boxes: retarded.

In German this linguistic disease is called Apostrophitis (using an apostrophe where none is allowed) and Deppenleerzeichen (unnecessarily splitting a word up in two parts), respectively. And it’s a god damn epidemic.


Side note: If you’re not a native speaker you can do whatever to hell you want, I don’t care. Anyone who goes through the trouble to learn German has my utmost respect. It’s not like my English is anywhere near perfect.