Feb 07

Retard of the Month

Posted in: rants

My name is Cam. Web Cam. And these are my webcams:

Not knowing jack shit about grammar: bad.
Not realizing that at least one spelling has to be wrong: worse.
Being too stupid to just look at one of the fucking boxes: retarded.

In German this linguistic disease is called Apostrophitis (using an apostrophe where none is allowed) and Deppenleerzeichen (unnecessarily splitting a word up in two parts), respectively. And it’s a god damn epidemic.

Side note: If you’re not a native speaker you can do whatever to hell you want, I don’t care. Anyone who goes through the trouble to learn German has my utmost respect. It’s not like my English is anywhere near perfect.

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