Monthly Movie Roundup

Babylon A.D.
Genre: Action/Sci-Fi (2008)
Director: Mathieu Kassovitz
Starring: Vin Diesel, Mélanie Thierry, Gérard Depardieu
Rating:
Comment: Uuuuhhh… not sure here. It started our really cool and then it got weird. The ending leaves you with a distinct WTF just happened? It’s OVER?!
They tried to cram too much story in the last 20 minutes. Story that didn’t have time to develop and wasn’t really needed to begin with. Close, but no cigar.

Dance Of The Dead
Genre: Comedy/Horror (2008)
Director: Gregg Bishop
Starring: Jared Kusnitz, Greyson Chadwick, Chandler Darby
Rating:
Comment: Best fucking “zombie” movie I’ve seen in a long time, this shit is funny! Also, zombie-sex is hawt! Budget? We don’t need to stinkin’ budget!

Defiance
Genre: Drama/Thriller (2008)
Director: Edward Zwick
Starring: Daniel Craig, Liev Schreiber, Jamie Bell
Rating:
Comment: At first I was a little worried that this would be an action movie that didn’t do history justice. But it wasn’t. Action-loaded, but very well made indeed. Recommended.

My Bloody Valentine
Genre: Thriller/Horror (2009)
Director: Patrick Lussier
Starring: Jensen Ackles, Jaime King, Kerr Smith
Rating:
Comment: I liked it. Nothing to write home about, but fun to watch. The ending was better than most of the other horror movies I watch (not that it’s that many), so bonus points for that.


Welcome to the New Germany

I’m not too big a fan of re-posting other people’s stuff on my own blog, but this little clip here really got my attention. With the elections in the European Union coming up in a few weeks every German european citizen should really take a step back and think about for whom he or she is going to vote.





Personally, I’m a supporter of the Piratenpartei. There may be many reasons why one shouldn’t vote for a party like that, but I have run out of options a long time ago. Every time I open up a newspaper it seems like the big parties are trying to pass each other on their race to make me puke my guts out before breakfast.
But to whomever you give your vote – make sure you know who they are and what they stand for. If you’ve followed the news during the past couple of months you have seen the kind of uninformed knee-jerk reactions to current events that systematically erode our civil liberties and make a joke of the once highly held concept of the presumption of innocence. The seemingly rampant voracity for total surveillance paired with a downright ludicrous display of incompetence is nothing short of grotesque. And it’s enough. This needs to stop, and it needs to stop now. It simply can not be that all the politicians have to do in order to push any legislation through that they see fit is play the terrorism or child pornography trump card. Don’t make me quote Benjamin Franklin.

The elections are coming up. And it’s time to take a stand. To say it with the immortal words of Howard Beale:

I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!

Get mad. Make your voice heard. Make your vote count.

Sky Captain And The Scam Of Tomorrow

I was gonna start this post with how completely blown away I was by Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow when I first saw it. The problem with that is that it couldn’t possibly be any further from the truth.Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow It was one of those rare occasions where I was completely baked, I didn’t have the foggiest idea what the fuck was going on and about half way through it I asked my friend Iris who the hell that Jude Law fellow was and what he was doing in this movie.
Anyway, I watched it again a few days ago with my roomies and I noticed something funny. At about 15m57s they show a bunch of newspapers in different languages, one of which is German. Me being the inquisitive bastard that I am of course hit pause to read it.
It’s amazing how many errors they managed to squeeze in here. First of all there is a typo in the headline (Metallr), “stehlen” (to steal) appears twice for whatever reason and Metallmaschinen should be one word. Clearly, who bestowed such great care on the caption must have done an even more magnificent job with the small print! So I harnessed the power of full HD resolution and took a closer look at the rest:
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (closeup)
And I wasn’t to be disappointed: “Schlechte Desends Nach Landschaft” isn’t a sentence, Desends is not a real word, and even if it were it still wouldn’t make a whole lot of sense. And why does it say December 16th when the date in the movie is around March 17th? But the real kicker is the actual text. Schröder, Chirac and Blair – are you fucking kidding me? If you can’t be bothered to come up with some real text… fair enough. But have those people never heard of lorem ipsum?

You’d think that with an estimated budget of 70 million dollars they’d be willing to spend a measly 50 bucks on a German major at the local college to proof-read their shit. But to be fair, the scene lasted a grand total of maybe 2.5 seconds. Why spend any more money on it than absolutely necessary? Because it’s the insignificant details that make things great. It’s when you do something right that you weren’t really expected to get right that people notice it. But there’s always hope for the Extended Edition.


Geeky side note: The second image’s WordPress-id is 1337.