Monthly Movie Roundup

Angels & Demons
Genre: Drama/Thriller/Mystery (2009)
Director: Ron Howard
Starring: Tom Hanks, Ewan McGregor, Ayelet Zurer
Rating:
Comment: Fairly entertaining, decent twist at the end… but antimatter in a jar with a battery, stolen by a guy from a physics lab that apparently wasn’t really secured at all? Too many WTFs right at the beginning.

Bangkok Dangerous
Genre: Crime/Thriller/Action (2008)
Director: Oxide Pang Chun & Danny Pang
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Shahkrit Yamnarm, Charlie Yeung
Rating:
Comment: Finally, a Nicolas Cage movie that wasn’t completely ruined by him crying like a goddamn baby every five minutes. Kinda fun to watch, but nothing to write home about.

Dragon Hunters
Genre: Animated/Action/Fantasy (2008)
Director: Guillaume Ivernel & Arthur Qwak
Starring: Vincent London, Forest Whitaker, Patrick Timsit (all voices)
Rating:
Comment: It’s a complete mystery to me why this movie didn’t get more attention from the media. It is funny, has fantastic visuals, and they didn’t unnecessarily cram a love story in there. Over all an excellent movie.

Echelon Conspiracy
Genre: Thriller/Action/Mystery (2009)
Director: Greg Marcks
Starring: Shane West, Edward Burns, Ving Rhames
Rating:
Comment: Another all-powerful computer that gains consciousness and tries to take over. How imaginative. Puh-lease. Shane West looks (and acts) suspiciously like Neil Patrick Harris. Only not as cool.

Igor
Genre: Comedy/Animated (2008)
Director: Anthony Leondis
Starring: John Cusack, John Cleese, Steve Buscemi (all voices)
Rating:
Comment: Meh. It was kinda funny, and the voiceovers are really well made, but it still sucked. I didn’t even watch it to the end.

Sunshine Cleaning
Genre: Comedy/Drama (2008)
Director: Christine Jeffs
Starring: Amy Adams, Emily Blunt, Alan Arkin
Rating:
Comment: I’m not really sure what I should be writing here. It’s a good movie but I don’t think it’s gonna leave a lasting impression on me. A safe pick if you can’t find anything better.

Super Troopers
Genre: Comedy/Crime (2001)
Director: Jay Chandrasekhar
Starring: Jay Chandrasekhar, Erik Stolhanske, Brian Cox
Rating:
Comment: Retarded, stupid, pointless… I love it :) Not the best comedy ever made, but it sure as hell makes for a great movie night with the guys.

The Machinist
Genre: Drama/Thriller/Mystery (2004)
Director: Brad Anderson
Starring: Christian Bale, Jennifer Jason Leigh, John Sharian
Rating:
Comment: Fantastic movie that never fully reveals its hand until the very end and keeps you hooked even though you think you’ve figured it out. Highly recommended.


Not quite as good as it could’ve been

Man, I gotta say, 2009 has been an exciting year for me in many respects, and it is not even over yet. Aside from things like finishing school, hooking up with a cute girl and getting my first real job (which is pretty damn awesome if I say so myself), what really tickled my pickle this year was the bunch of CD releases that hit the stores (or file sharing communities, whichever you prefer).

covers2009It appears that in 2009 all the stars have aligned to give us aural pleasure. So far it has brought us new albums from Aes Dana, Archive, Infected Mushroom, Muse, Pearl Jam, Third Eye Blind, Placebo and The Prodigy (as well as Solar Fields, although that was technically a videogame score). If we’re being generous and add Firewater’s latest CD in mix, which was released in late 2008, we’ve in my humble opinion assembled the créme de la créme of awesome bands. Or bands that used to be awesome but have somewhat slipped into mediocrity.

Sadly enough, none of these records has really impressed me all that much. They’re all very solid and by no means bad, but they left me somewhat dissatisfied nonetheless. Then again, Infected Mushroom’s last record Vicious Delicious was a god damn masterpiece which was more or less impossible to top. The Prodigy hasn’t really done anything worthwhile since The Fat Of The Land and Third Eye Blind’s debut back in ‘97 is still undoubtedly their best album. Maybe it’s just me getting older.

In any event, there’s one final straw for me: the most anticipated release of the century (for people with brains, anyway): Ineffable Mysteries From Shpongleland by Shpongle! A fairly retarded name, I know, but I’m so gonna pee my pants when I finally hold that CD in my hands. I wish I could see them live next month in London. Their debut Are You Shpongled? was awesome, the follow-ups Tales Of The Inexpressible and Nothing Lasts… But Nothing Is Lost were nothing short of spectacular, and I expect the new album to be absolutely mindbogglingly insane. It’s gonna be the first CD in years I’m gonna buy without even listening to it first. And if it sucks… well, I’m probably just gonna kill myself. Or at least go cry for a while and bitch about it on the interwebs. That’s what it’s for after all.

On The Market

ZCE (PHP5) Whoohooo, I’m now officially a Zend Certified Engineer. Besides looking nice on my application it was actually a pretty good exercise and preparation for my upcoming job interviews. I wouldn’t say it was particularly hard but you definitely need to prepare yourself, if only to know what kind of questions to expect. And I did learn a thing or two, some more useful than others (there is a function called strspn? Really?).
One could argue that quizzing people about the behaviour of particular functions isn’t really all that meaningful. After all, that’s the kind of stuff you can look up in the docs should need be. But then again, this is a PHP-specific certification and not one about your general ability to program. With that in mind it actually makes sense to ask some rather pedantic questions about PHP.

I’ve thought rather long and hard about what kind of jobs I should be applying for. I’ve worked with PHP, Java, C# and C++ and although PHP definitely has its quirks and shortcomings I do have a somewhat masochistic love/hate-relationship with it. It’s just a fun language. So for that reason I’ve been looking for a job as a PHP developer and it seems that there are plenty of openings and the offers are slowly trickling in. This is a very exciting time and I believe you can make or break quite a lot with your first job. Let’s see how things turn out, wish me luck.