Monthly Movie Roundup

A Serious Man
Genre: Comedy/Drama (2009)
Director: Ethan Coen, Joel Coen
Starring: Michael Stuhlbarg, Richard Kind, Fred Melamed
Rating:
Comment: Hey, it’s the Cohen brothers. How can this possible be anything short of completely great? And it sure was good. Albeit there were just a little too many open-ended story lines for my taste.

Assault On Precinct 13
Genre: Drama/Crime/Action (1976)
Director: John Carpenter
Starring: Austin Stoker, Darwin Joston
Rating:
Comment: This is said to be a classic, and I can kinda see how. It is a pretty cool crime movie that has this strange zombie feeling to it. The badass murderer dude looks kinda corny by today’s standards and there are a few unexplained plot issues. But other than that, good stuff.

Dante's Inferno
Genre: Animated (2010)
Director: Boris Acosta
Starring: Jeff Conaway, Dino Di Durante, Silvia Colloca (all voices)
Rating:
Comment: First off, I’ve got to admit that I’ve never read the Divine Comedy so I can’t comment on whether this is a good adaptation or not. But what I can say is this: it’s gory as shit and I love it. Plus, since it’s based on first class world literature you don’t even have to feel bad about it ;-)

Fist Of Legend
Genre: Drama/Action (1994)
Director: Gordon Chan
Starring: Jet Li, Billy Chow
Rating:
Comment: To be honest, I don’t remember all that much about this movie except that it is a remake of a Bruce Lee flick (which I haven’t seen either). But the choreographer is Yuen Woo-ping so you know it’s gonna be good.

North By Northwest
Genre: Comedy/Drama/Crime/Thriller (1959)
Director: Alfred Hitchcock
Starring: Cary Grant, Eva Marie Saint, James Mason
Rating:
Comment: My (former) roomie recommended this one to me, and he was spot on. What I love about old movies is that they are usually cut rather slowly so you can actually enjoy the show. Unlike most contemporary action flicks where there’s a cut like every two seconds. Cary Grant is insanely charismatic and this may very well one of the best films ever made.

The Great Buck Howard
Genre: Comedy (2008)
Director: Sean McGinly
Starring: John Malkovich, Colin Hanks, Emily Blunt
Rating:
Comment: To me, John Malkovich is one of the most unique actors of our time with an incredible stage presence – I’m having a hard time not to like this movie just because of him alone. Fortunately, the movie is worth seeing in and by itself, although I wouldn’t wanna bet that it would work with some actor other than Malkovich. Go see it.

The Invention Of Lying
Genre: Comedy/Romance/Fantasy (2009)
Director: Ricky Gervais, Matthew Robinson
Starring: Ricky Gervais, Jennifer Garner, Rob Lowe
Rating:
Comment: What if nobody could lie? Wouldn’t that make the world a better place? Probably not, unless you’re Ricky Gervais. I love the idea behind this movie, I love Ricky Gervais and his kind of humor. The movie loses a little steam towards the end but nonetheless very funny.

The Kingdom
Genre: Drama/Thriller/Action (2007)
Director: Peter Berg
Starring: Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner, Jason Bateman
Rating:
Comment: This is raw. Watching The Kingdom raises a feeling of angst in you that you just can’t shake. The cold and ugly truth that this is not at all that fictional just lurks perpetually in the back of your mind. The showdown is the most insistent gunfight scene since Heat. A movie that is a true thrill ride that leaves you thinking.

The Protector
Genre: Drama/Crime/Thriller/Action (2005)
Director: Prachya Pinkaew
Starring: Tony Jaa, Xing Jing, Johnny Nguyen
Rating:
Comment: Here’s a simplistic story if I ever saw one: boy loves elephant, bad guy steals elephant, boy looks for elephant and beats the shit out of everyone in his way. Pair that with really cool fighting scenes, well-dosed comic relief and solid acting and you got yourself the perfect popcorn movie with a plot you can easily follow even after a couple of beers.

Vexille
Genre: Animated/Action/Sci-Fi (2007)
Director: Fumihiko Sori
Starring: Colleen Clinkenbeard, Travis Willingham, Christine M. Auten (all voices)
Rating:
Comment: While there wasn’t really anything utterly innovative about this movie (Ghost In The Shell and Final Fantasy come to mind), it was still very enjoyable. And it did have some of the most stunning visuals I’ve seen in an animated movie in a while.


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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
Genre: Comedy/Animated (2009)
Director: Phil Lord, Chris Miller
Starring: Bill Hader, Anna Faris, James Caan (Voices)
Rating:
Comment: To be completely honest: I saw the movie posters and it didn’t make me wanna watch it. But I did anyway and boy am I glad. This is by far the best animated movie since The Incredibles. Hilariously funny and refreshingly innovative – two thumbs up!

Death Race
Genre: Thriller/Action/Sci-Fi (2008)
Director: Paul W.S. Anderson
Starring: Jason Statham, Joan Allen, Ian McShane
Rating:
Comment: Holy damn, what a fun ride! The “story” was (of course) mildly retarded, but who gives a crap. Fast cars, rocket launchers hot babes (well, one) and a bunch of bad-ass motherfuckers. Shit yeah, bitches!

Elektra
Genre: Action/Fantasy (2005)
Director: Rob Bowman
Starring: Jennifer Garner, Goran Visnjic, Kirsten Prout
Rating:
Comment: This would’ve been much easier to rate if Jennifer Garner wasn’t so damn hot. Of course the movie itself wasn’t particularly great, but it was still bearable to watch.

Extract
Genre: Comedy/Crime (2009)
Director: Mike Judge
Starring: Jason Bateman, Mila Kunis, Kristen Wiig
Rating:
Comment: Kinda like Fargo meets Office Space, only not as good as either of those. A decent comedy if you’ve nothing better to watch.

Gamer
Genre: Thriller/Action/Sci-Fi (2009)
Director: Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor
Starring: Gerard Butler, Amber Valletta, Michael C. Hall
Rating:
Comment: Blood. Violance. Weird story that was kinda cool but didn’t really make any sense… excellent ingredients for a stupid yet entertaining movie. Of course you don’t wanna watch this completely sober.

Something, Something, Something Dark Side
Genre: Comedy/Animated (2009)
Director: Dominic Polcino
Starring: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis (Voices)
Rating:
Comment: The disappointment of the year for me. I love Family Guy, but this movie was just sub par. It sure had it’s moments, but all in all it was (comparatively) bad.

The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3
Genre: Crime/Thriller/Action (2009)
Director: Tony Scott
Starring: Denzel Washington. John Travolta, John Turturro
Rating:
Comment: This possibly deserved four stars… but I put off watching this for like two months so I could see it with my girl – and then it just didn’t deliver. Let alone the fact that the story was lackluster and didn’t really make any sense at all.

Up
Genre: Comedy/Drama/Animated (2009)
Director: Pete Docter, Bob Peterson
Starring: Edward Asner, Christopher Plummer, Jordan Nagai (Voices)
Rating:
Comment: Great. As a whole the movie is a little weird cause it starts out one way, then takes a completely unexpected turn and then just gets weird… but still, very well made and tons of fun to watch.

World's Greatest Dad
Genre: Comedy/Drama (2009)
Director: Bobcat Goldthwait
Starring: Robin Williams, Daryl Sabara, Alexie Gilmore
Rating:
Comment: Excellent movie about a teacher, his girlfriend, his fucked up kid and a school full of phoneys. Kinda reminds you why Robin Williams is one of the finest actors of the last two decades. Plus this movie has the best usage of a Queen song in a movie (and that includes Highlander).

Yip Man
Genre: Drama/Action/History (2008)
Director: Wilson Yip
Starring: Donnie Yen, Simon Yam, Siu-Wong Fan
Rating:
Comment: Best martial arts movie I’ve seen in a long time. And the fact that it is (based on) a true story is just icing on the cake. Let’s hope Yip Man 2 is gonna be just as awesome.


Monthly Movie Roundup

Friday
Genre: Comedy/Drama (1995)
Director: F. Gary Gray
Starring: Ice Cube, Chris Tucker, Nia Long
Rating:
Comment: This I watched primarily out of curiosity… I didn’t expect it to be any good and it sure wasn’t (and I bet my pinky neither are Next Friday and whatever else they made). But then again, I find both Ice Cube and Chris Tucker exceedingly annoying.

Terminator Salvation
Genre: Thriller/Action/Sci-Fi (2009)
Director: McG
Starring: Christian Bale, Sam Worthington, Anton Yelchin
Rating:
Comment: Cool movie, I enjoyed it immensely. Christian Bale is today what Bruce Willis was in the 90s ;-) Anyhoo, compared to the other Terminator installments, I just can’t give it 5 stars – it wouldn’t be fair :-)

The Hangover
Genre: Comedy/Crime (2009)
Director: Todd Phillips
Starring: Bradley Cooper , Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis, Justin Bartha
Rating:
Comment: Awesome. While not the most inspired picture it sure is a crapload of fun. Although I still think Neil Patrick Harris should’ve been in the movie :) Plus I love Zach Galifianakis. His stand-up stuff is the shit.

The Tournament
Genre: Action (2009)
Director: Scott Mann
Starring: Robert Carlyle, Kelly Hu, Ian Somerhalder
Rating:
Comment: “Hey, let’s make a movie and not waste any money on developing a story” – et voila, you got The Tournament. Some of the fighting scenes were pretty innovative, but other than that it was retarded (as a side note: the priest dude should’ve been Nicolas Cage, he’s awesome at playing whiney bitches).


Merry Christmas, fellows!

Holy crap, time’s flying like there’s no tomorrow (ugh, how’s that for a shitty metaphor?). A merry Christmas to you all!

For those of you who don’t know, I finally graduated from college, moved to Munich and got a kick-ass job there (although not in that order ;) And it only took my ISP six goddamn weeks to hook up my internet, adding technical difficulties to my latent laziness as far as blogging is concerned. I was gonna write a review of the NAS I bought for my movie collection, but it crapped out on me about a month ago and that was that. Which also explains why there haven’t been any movie roundups for a while.

As for 2010, I think it’s gonna be a great year. I plan on putting my private little movie theater into practice, step by step as my wallet permits. There are a couple of fairly interesting projects at work that I wanna share with you once they’ve matured a little bit, and considering the fact that I do get paid for implementing them, there’s a pretty good chance that that is actually going to happen.

Also, I am definitely gonna post my “picks of the year” for 2009, but I won’t be able to do that until I’m back in Munich which will be in early January and chances are I’ll date it back to December 31st.

Monthly Movie Roundup

Angels & Demons
Genre: Drama/Thriller/Mystery (2009)
Director: Ron Howard
Starring: Tom Hanks, Ewan McGregor, Ayelet Zurer
Rating:
Comment: Fairly entertaining, decent twist at the end… but antimatter in a jar with a battery, stolen by a guy from a physics lab that apparently wasn’t really secured at all? Too many WTFs right at the beginning.

Bangkok Dangerous
Genre: Crime/Thriller/Action (2008)
Director: Oxide Pang Chun & Danny Pang
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Shahkrit Yamnarm, Charlie Yeung
Rating:
Comment: Finally, a Nicolas Cage movie that wasn’t completely ruined by him crying like a goddamn baby every five minutes. Kinda fun to watch, but nothing to write home about.

Dragon Hunters
Genre: Animated/Action/Fantasy (2008)
Director: Guillaume Ivernel & Arthur Qwak
Starring: Vincent London, Forest Whitaker, Patrick Timsit (all voices)
Rating:
Comment: It’s a complete mystery to me why this movie didn’t get more attention from the media. It is funny, has fantastic visuals, and they didn’t unnecessarily cram a love story in there. Over all an excellent movie.

Echelon Conspiracy
Genre: Thriller/Action/Mystery (2009)
Director: Greg Marcks
Starring: Shane West, Edward Burns, Ving Rhames
Rating:
Comment: Another all-powerful computer that gains consciousness and tries to take over. How imaginative. Puh-lease. Shane West looks (and acts) suspiciously like Neil Patrick Harris. Only not as cool.

Igor
Genre: Comedy/Animated (2008)
Director: Anthony Leondis
Starring: John Cusack, John Cleese, Steve Buscemi (all voices)
Rating:
Comment: Meh. It was kinda funny, and the voiceovers are really well made, but it still sucked. I didn’t even watch it to the end.

Sunshine Cleaning
Genre: Comedy/Drama (2008)
Director: Christine Jeffs
Starring: Amy Adams, Emily Blunt, Alan Arkin
Rating:
Comment: I’m not really sure what I should be writing here. It’s a good movie but I don’t think it’s gonna leave a lasting impression on me. A safe pick if you can’t find anything better.

Super Troopers
Genre: Comedy/Crime (2001)
Director: Jay Chandrasekhar
Starring: Jay Chandrasekhar, Erik Stolhanske, Brian Cox
Rating:
Comment: Retarded, stupid, pointless… I love it :) Not the best comedy ever made, but it sure as hell makes for a great movie night with the guys.

The Machinist
Genre: Drama/Thriller/Mystery (2004)
Director: Brad Anderson
Starring: Christian Bale, Jennifer Jason Leigh, John Sharian
Rating:
Comment: Fantastic movie that never fully reveals its hand until the very end and keeps you hooked even though you think you’ve figured it out. Highly recommended.


Not quite as good as it could’ve been

Man, I gotta say, 2009 has been an exciting year for me in many respects, and it is not even over yet. Aside from things like finishing school, hooking up with a cute girl and getting my first real job (which is pretty damn awesome if I say so myself), what really tickled my pickle this year was the bunch of CD releases that hit the stores (or file sharing communities, whichever you prefer).

covers2009It appears that in 2009 all the stars have aligned to give us aural pleasure. So far it has brought us new albums from Aes Dana, Archive, Infected Mushroom, Muse, Pearl Jam, Third Eye Blind, Placebo and The Prodigy (as well as Solar Fields, although that was technically a videogame score). If we’re being generous and add Firewater’s latest CD in mix, which was released in late 2008, we’ve in my humble opinion assembled the créme de la créme of awesome bands. Or bands that used to be awesome but have somewhat slipped into mediocrity.

Sadly enough, none of these records has really impressed me all that much. They’re all very solid and by no means bad, but they left me somewhat dissatisfied nonetheless. Then again, Infected Mushroom’s last record Vicious Delicious was a god damn masterpiece which was more or less impossible to top. The Prodigy hasn’t really done anything worthwhile since The Fat Of The Land and Third Eye Blind’s debut back in ‘97 is still undoubtedly their best album. Maybe it’s just me getting older.

In any event, there’s one final straw for me: the most anticipated release of the century (for people with brains, anyway): Ineffable Mysteries From Shpongleland by Shpongle! A fairly retarded name, I know, but I’m so gonna pee my pants when I finally hold that CD in my hands. I wish I could see them live next month in London. Their debut Are You Shpongled? was awesome, the follow-ups Tales Of The Inexpressible and Nothing Lasts… But Nothing Is Lost were nothing short of spectacular, and I expect the new album to be absolutely mindbogglingly insane. It’s gonna be the first CD in years I’m gonna buy without even listening to it first. And if it sucks… well, I’m probably just gonna kill myself. Or at least go cry for a while and bitch about it on the interwebs. That’s what it’s for after all.

On The Market

ZCE (PHP5) Whoohooo, I’m now officially a Zend Certified Engineer. Besides looking nice on my application it was actually a pretty good exercise and preparation for my upcoming job interviews. I wouldn’t say it was particularly hard but you definitely need to prepare yourself, if only to know what kind of questions to expect. And I did learn a thing or two, some more useful than others (there is a function called strspn? Really?).
One could argue that quizzing people about the behaviour of particular functions isn’t really all that meaningful. After all, that’s the kind of stuff you can look up in the docs should need be. But then again, this is a PHP-specific certification and not one about your general ability to program. With that in mind it actually makes sense to ask some rather pedantic questions about PHP.

I’ve thought rather long and hard about what kind of jobs I should be applying for. I’ve worked with PHP, Java, C# and C++ and although PHP definitely has its quirks and shortcomings I do have a somewhat masochistic love/hate-relationship with it. It’s just a fun language. So for that reason I’ve been looking for a job as a PHP developer and it seems that there are plenty of openings and the offers are slowly trickling in. This is a very exciting time and I believe you can make or break quite a lot with your first job. Let’s see how things turn out, wish me luck.

Monthly Movie Roundup

1408
Genre: Thriller/Horror (2007)
Director: Mikael Håfström
Starring: John Cusack, Samuel L. Jackson, Mary McCormack
Rating:
Comment: Decent horror movie, despite it being based on a Stephen King novel. Why they casted Samuel L. Jackson is beyond me, he had a screen time of maybe five minutes total.

Alien Trespass
Genre: Comedy/Horror/Sci-Fi (2009)
Director: R.W. Goodwin
Starring: Eric McCormack, Jenni Baird, Robert Patrick, Jody Thompson
Rating:
Comment: In case you’ve never seen any of those cheesy horror movies from the 1950s, here’s your chance. And you can watch it in HD, too. I liked it.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Genre: Action/Fantasy (2009)
Director: Gavin Hood
Starring: Hugh Jackman, Liev Schreiber, Danny Huston
Rating:
Comment: Entertaining and fun to watch, but not as good as the first three, imho. The mileage for female watchers may vary :)


I did not forget about Poland

Celina and I came back from Poland a couple of days ago, and we had a great time. Unfortunately, I don’t speak any polish whatsoever except for “turn left” and “turn right” thanks to Celina’s polish GPS. Talk about useless skills. In any case, it sure is one hell of a language, I tell you that much. If you think German is crazy difficult to learn (and I always thought it was), Polish is a whole different ball park. Anyone who can master a foreign language that contains words with seven or more consecutive consonants is a fucking genius in my book.

There’s three things I’ve learned in Poland. One: as odd as it may sound, you can’t actually translate words into Polish simply by appending ‘-ski’ to them. Second, polish people apparently like their drinks luke warm, no matter how hot the weather may be (although I did see a few guys throw ice cubes in their beer…). And third, don’t let a zebra crossing fool you into actually crossing the road, that’s just plain suicidal. Those markings are merely a suggestion to the drivers as in “it’d be nice if you didn’t kill too many pedestrians here if it’s not too much of an inconvenience for you”. I frankly have no idea what the hell these things are for, it’s just convenient way to weed out tourists for all I know.

In other news, I’ve started looking for a job. Since I’m not bound to any particular city (or even country) there are plenty of opportunities. Of course, actually finding something is a whole different story. Wish me luck :)

Meesa back

Whoah, that was a pretty long time with no serious posts whatsoever. In my defense, I am a lazy bastard. Also, I was fairly busy with college. But now I’m done with my thesis and my last seminar and only have one more 20-minute oral to go in late October. Until then, I’m free. Well, free in the sense that I don’t quite know what I’m gonna do yet. Suggestions welcome :)

Celina and I hung out with Guy Kemper last Saturday, and I tell you that man is a funny fucker, and a great story teller as well. I don’t claim to know much about art, but I’d definitely put some of his stuff in my apartment if I could afford it.

I’ll be in Poland for about a week starting Thursday, so there is my perfect excuse for not blogging anything. I’ve heard very scary things about polish weddings… so if you guys don’t hear anything from me for a while, I’m probably somewhat comatose and need some time to recover *coughs*. Should make for some cool photos, though.


P.S.: Yes, I cheated on the last Movie Roundup, I messed up the publishing schedule thingy.